Shall we start with a little whine?

Aerobics instructors around the world, I love you. I love you for your energy and commitment, and for helping me get into those white jeans that are actually 2 sizes too small (if I’m being totally honest.) But I have a request to make. No psycho chipmunks music played at volume 11, and keep the pulses slow enough for your victims to keep up. There’s nothing fabulous about a room full of sweaty women looking like they’re fitting on the floor.

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